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Silent But Deadly

Oh you know just your typical blog run by a uni student/professional procrastinator who is currently living on the other side of the world and trying to stay connected with life.

Jul 24th at 8AM / via: mirifiques / op: janesfoster / 2,193 notes

janesfoster:

Bring it d o w n


Happy 25th birthday, Daniel Jacob Radcliffe! (July 23, 1989)


theyreoutofcontrol:

Interviewer: “so where do you see yourself in five years?”
Me: “I’m shaking hands with Dumbledore I’ve won the house cup”


jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun


croowley:

animateglee:

Umbridge: “Boys and girls are not permitted to be within 8 inches of each other.

[gay wizard laughter]

image


Jul 23rd at 12AM / via: madmoonriots / op: emildeville / 103,988 notes

Jul 23rd at 12AM / via: pizza / op: theories-of / 173,286 notes
iambluedog:

it wet

iambluedog:

it wet


trolllbogies:

A Ravenclaw uses Alohomora

A Slytherin uses a lockpick

A Gryffindor charges to ram the door down

A Hufflepuff tries the doorknob and finds it wasn’t locked in the first place.

Finds


"For better or worse, Tony Stark has devised a plan that won’t require him to put on the Iron Man suit anymore, and should allow Captain America, Thor, Black Widow, Hawkeye, and the Hulk to get some much needed R&R as well. His solution is Ultron, self-aware, self-teaching, artificial intelligence designed to help assess threats, and direct Stark’s Iron Legion of drones to battle evildoers instead.
The only problem? Ultron lacks the human touch, and his superior intellect quickly determines that life on Earth would go a lot smoother if he just got rid of Public Enemy No. 1: Human beings."

Jul 22nd at 4PM / via: cpcoulter / op: sexydowney / 14,442 notes

Jul 21st at 11PM / via: curtmega / op: curtmega / 121 notes
curtmega:

I love this pic!

curtmega:

I love this pic!